Legend has it that when it was time for me to make my entrance in the world I decided to come two weeks early. But then midway through the birthing process changed my mind, turned around, and, well, got stuck. This was no fun for my poor mother who had to endure a horrific labor and was actually told by her doctor that if it wasn’t for the head of obstetrics, I wouldn’t be … [Read more...]
What a Mom Says: A Roundup of the Best Parenting Lines of 2013
Being a mother is the most rewarding job I’ve ever had. I adore it and the three children that employ me.But let’s be honest, at times it’s a thankless job. Just wait til you have to start gifting money to your kids when they get older!Cleaning vomit off of floors, changing diapers, and dealing with other messes that one never imagines when they’re pregnant and dreaming of … [Read more...]